FANS of celebrity chef Heston Blumenthal will have to enter an online ballot to secure a table at his Fat Duck restaurant when it comes to Australia next year.
THE Gold Coast would lose its beaches. Sydney’s Opera House would flood every day instead of every 100 years. And 48,000 Victorian homes would be swallowed. All by the end of the century.
THE Scottish nation goes to the polls on Thursday to decide whether or not to hack itself free from its English appendage after 307 years and make putting the word “Great” in front of the word “Britain” look even sillier than it does now.
“IT’S not fair!” complained a South Korean sex industry aficionado, a former “consultant” for a large call girl website. “The tax men are hurting business! Cracking down on company cards!”
A WORLD-LEADING ethics professor says the performance-enhancing drugs linked to AFL club Essendon should be made legal and their use promoted in sport in a controlled setting.
A SYDNEY-BASED money transfer business has been suspended from trading over possible links to terrorism.
THE exam results are in and everyone is getting an A or an A-plus.
AUSTRALIANS have been appalled this morning at the results of a report that shows just how abhorrent the public’s views are on violence against women.
THE story of Indian track star Dutee Chand is just another instalment in sports’ unfortunate and latest trend: women and acts of injustice coming together.
AUTHORITIES have confirmed there is no longer any hope of finding missing toddler William Tyrell alive if in fact he did wander off into bush near his grandparents’ house on the NSW mid north coast.
EVERY music fan loves having their own little slice of pop cultural treasure to put on the shelf, whether it’s an autographed album, a box set or a framed poster.
AUSTRALIA has significantly boosted its commitment to fighting the Ebola epidemic in West Africa, pledging a further $7 million in aid.
NICK Folkes is married to an Asian woman and is the son of a refugee so definitely doesn’t see himself as racist.
A PAIR of teenage girls who fled Austria to devote their lives to ISIS are believed to be pregnant, the New York Post reports.
THEY’VE called it “the best cash cow of all time” after a botched house call left the Sunrise hosts in hysterics this morning.
LONDON has Wembley, New York its Yankee Stadium and Rio the Maracana, but none of them can match the spiritual hold that the MCG has on the sports-mad people of Melbourne.